rant i do.

current rant 4.30.07:

you know what really bothers me. coffee straws.
why do you give us diminutive small red straws that can barely stir water itself to attempt to stir crystallized sugar into coffee and milk. in the process i burn myself. my straw melts. and my efforts, remain...unrewarded. i then attempt to use two straws. but what occurs is everything aforementioned but doubled. so i doubly burn myself, two straws melt, my efforts are doubly unrewarded. what my drink consist of is bitter coffee bean liquid and this mass of sweetness that hits my tongue as if i just put a packet in my mouth right as i near the end of my drink making me wish i had mixed it better and wondering if i had put too much solute and thus reached past saturation (or is it solvent.) but then as my tastebuds relaxes. i realized that the reason is: the straws are too damn small.

nuff said.